ALI THE MONSTER
Underwear! Best of the best!
Colorful, fragrant, design!
Any color, design, size and flavor.
Party's underwear! For common and superior men!
Anyway. Blue, yellow, orange and gray.
Disco for the kings of the night.
Fluorescent underwear with elastic or not.
Elastic and plastic.
Chota Bheem underwear and Doraemon children.
Tiger skin for adults. Guaranteed.
Bones were broken, but no underpants!
Underpants!
- How much are these? - only forty rupees.
Company promotion, public benefit.
Forty rupees too.
You can spend 60 rupees in alcohol, falling into a ditch and grovel.
But you can not buy something that would save their honor by 40 rupees?
I do not want them.
Look, here's underwear!
¡Do!
Said that garantizabas lifetime.
But it broke in five days.
Man, I thought I would not live more than five days.
Therefore I said for life. But you have lived a week.
Do not be fooled my age.
Last week my wife gave birth to a son.
That's merit Aunt ... Wait.
Take these imported silk.
Blessed you and your underpants.
Ten, Take them!
Give me broken!
Or I have bad luck,
or people do not like to wear underwear.
Today I have not sold anything!
- Uncle. - What?
- Do you sell underwear? - No, I'm from Kabul. Buy dried fruit.
I have received these flying. "Do you sell underwear?"
Uncle, today I'm kind of zuperman dress.
¿Zuperman? What is that?
Zuperman.
- Superman? - Yes.
Long ago I am trying to say Zuperman.
You say very well. I hear it wrong.
What underpants want?
- Led. - ¿Ice?
Taking.
Is there tester?
Who is tested underpants?
In addition, you will carry out.
Why do not you go behind that bike and you change?
Come. Try them here. Or not you hide behind a truck.
- Put them here. - Voucher.
And if you're wearing them?
I can not put me, I tightened.
They have to tighten.
You have a huge waist so young.
- Hippopotamus. - What did you say?
Hippopotamus!
That's no way to treat children.
You're a child? Children are not like you.
If you were born in installments, you'd have four or five children.
If I put wheels'd look one minicar.
- Outside! If I see you ... - What are you gonna do?
Well...
I'll bring a crane to kick you!
Father!
Boss!
You see, boss.
It is a living and insolent child.
Calls you, the owner of my shop, Dad!
You want a free underwear.
And if it is so, imagine the father!
He's my son.
Your son?
This kite is yours.
What monkey.
What face.
I knew right away.
This large property must belong to a great man.
You can not sell or underwear!
How well you speak to my son?
- Out of here. - Okay, I'm going.
- Get lost! - I'm going.
Why do I bother?
You know we have a direct connection.
You do not want to make money?
Everything I do is closed before it can make money.
How will I take care of mom if I do not make money?
Someone let me know at your door.
And mom took me home and raised me.
Stop.
You've played enough with Ali.
You can do it all. Hear the prayers.
Listen and fulfill your wishes.
And I'm your son. Why do you not listen to me?
Apáñame a good deal.
Show me a way. Opens a door.
When a man closes a door,
God opens many.
Chief 300 000 Dahisar.
Chief 200 000 Kalyan.
Chief 400 000 Dombivli.
Chief Chincpokli 11000 rupees.
What are you laughing?
Is protection money or a donation?
Chief, these people just gave 7000 rupees.
I added own 4000 rupees.
- I thought I would feel bad, and ... - Okay, get out.
Boss! Ahead.
Look who I brought.
Ya, it's your father.
Hi Uncle.
Head, not my father.
I first listen.
The boss does not like it completely.
The boss is not going to end not with a girl.
Right, boss?
If not your father, who is?
Its very good.
It has properties worth millions.
Disburses the money.
- Who did you boss? - What?
Nothing, boss.
You will pay, but there is a small problem.
head injury in an accident.
He has forgotten where he hid all the money and gems.
If you have lost your memory, what good is?
Why did you bring?
What if he retracts to recover memory?
If he stays, he will be with us.
When you retrieve the memory,
We obtain all their property.
How did you recover?
Son, I heard that eating nuts and almonds
It helps restore memory.
Great, man.
Remember nuts, but no where to put the money.
- Boys. - Yes Boss.
Give him what he wants, but should recover the memory.
Business is loose. And to make matters worse, the Big Boss puts pressure.
Jojo, what about that old?
Chief, that old is very clever.
Always has an excuse.
Do not you serve me for nothing.
This old man does not know where your money.
And that old remembers everything,
but you do not want to pay.
I wonder when get paid.
Hey, old, why not pay?
It does much to make excuses.
For the last time, are you going to pay or not?
That tongue!
Do not you know who you're talking about?
With Padmavati, Queen Nawallgarh district.
Long live the Queen!
Highness, what is the problem to pay protection?
We do not charge that money for personal gain.
It's for your safety.
I am a Rajput. I can protect myself. It is understood!
What else is going to do at this age?
It's a queen, not a maid.
We will give you security.
I will not live much longer.
Maybe five or ten years.
That's his problem.
We did not tell you was born so soon.
- Right, Maqsood? - Yes.
Listen, Your Highness.
This is my first collection.
That's why I'm polite.
But this man is very dangerous.
I brought a guy that does not end up killing someone.
Look at that.
I'm like your child.
My son is not a scoundrel like you.
It is a crown prince, you know?
¿Yuvraj Singh is his son?
Stupid, it is the prince of our family.
If you had been here, he would have beheaded with a sword.
Chief, give me two punches.
Let's go.
It is bothering a lot.
Hey, witch, who called?
Ramu, open the door.
Ramu is tied.
Highness, open the door.
- Who is, Maqsood? - I do not know.
I come to collect water filter.
Yes. Payment is ready since yesterday.
- Thirty-two thousand rupees. - Yes.
And 1000 rupees tip that I give.
- Haunted. - Thank you.
Have money to pay,
and we? Long ago we asked.
Try not get me money like you.
He worked hard to install the filter.
We have also worked hard, we've asked you to pay.
We hours here. There has not given us no water!
Have you bought the filter for swimming?
I am a queen.
What do you care if it is to bathe or drink?
Who is now Maqsood?
Highness, here is the certificate million donated for our NGO.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
It has given our money to the NGO.
It's my last warning, ma'am.
Will you pay or not?
Decide first what is your last warning.
You've said several times: "It's my last warning."
- This was the last. - Maqsood, a moment.
Calm.
Highness, a shroud has no pockets.
And you can not transfer your money up there.
Remember the old days
when he wasted money without concern.
- Ten. Taking. And you. - What?
His treasure among the poor.
Son, you've opened my eyes.
I'll get the money already.
If I had not paid today, he would have killed.
No, Maqsood.
The words solve problems that bullets can not.
Who wants the money first?
- Los dos. - Maqsood.
Put down the gun, ma'am!
¡No!
- Now you try to talk? - I'll try.
Long live the Queen!
Shame for the Queen!
Drop the gun, ma'am.
Release. Give me the gun.
You want money.
You want money!
Ten. Take your money.
Taking.
- Let you! - Shut up!
Are you going to hit a woman?
No, right?
- Let go hand! - Did I break your hand?
Did I break your hand?
Hag, I curse you.
Joints will hurt you until you die.
The worms will eat your body.
You'll end up in the ICU. You'd be given injections, witch!
Witch?
Your children...
- Witch! - Let go.
Release him!
- Let's go. - Old witch.
Say "Larga life to the queen."
Maqsood, is very dangerous.
Let's get the money and get out.
Let's go.
- Let's go. - Come on.
Hi boss. Work done.
Come on, boy.
- Hey, boss Khatarnak (danger). - In hindi no!
Sorry, boss Danger.
Podíais know that you do it easily.
- Chief, this reminds me of a joke. - Tell me.
There were two guys.
One day they will find an old job.
But...
If then.
There, boss. End of joke.
Only with this job I gained more
than it would have earned selling underpants one month.
What happened, Ali? And these brands?
- Is a tattoo. Want one? - Do not.
- Piérdete. - ¡rogue!
scoundrel often.
That old twisted my arm so much that I jumped eyes.
- Ali, come play this game. - Come to play.
Come on, brother. It is the reputation of the people.
You have already lost reputation.
Matter who plays, he or Dhoni.
If you win today, I'll give a prize to everyone.
Shut.
- How many races are needed? - Only 24.
- How many balls are? - Four.
... Twenty four races ... That's four sixes in four balls.
Yes brother.
Are you crazy?
- Well, we have won. - See how Farda.
- Give me the bat. - Shut up. Are you ready!
Let's go. Get the ball.
Get lost.
Brothers, four sixes.
Ready. Let's go.
I'll do four six four balls.
I'll tell you where.
- Where should I give the first six o'clock? - Already.
Look at that pitcher.
- That false abroad? - Yes.
It is the neighborhood Brett Lee. Play.
- Six! - Bravo, Ali. One more!
It's okay. Bravo! Let's play. Lanza right, man.
Where I hit the second six o'clock?
There.
- At that antenna? - Yes.
Come launches.
DON Whitey! What do you do? Lanza well.
Where I launched the third?
Lánzalo there.
- There? - Yes.
- Okay, spear. - Let's go.
Bravo, Ali, one more.
Damn bottle of milk. Stop giving bad name Brett Lee.
Last ball, the last six.
- Where? - Stop asking.
Launches wherever you want.
Come launches.
Bravo, you'll catch.
- Another six, Ali. - Dale, Ali.
We have won!
Give back to this false Brett Lee to Australia!
You've been amazing, Ali.
Aunt, food smells good.
What have you done to your face?
All day on the streets. Metiéndoos in fights.
Stop it, Mom. Here's the money.
Thank God, business is going well.
You too you hurt?
Well, you have to sweat blood for a living!
It's hard earned money. Look.
- hard-earned money. - Yes!
You work hard and the other one gets into fights.
Listen mom, fix the roof before the monsoon.
Or we end up with a pool at home.
Vale.
Ali, stay away from him.
I do not like your manners.
What would your political family if he knew?
Political family? Are you married? Where's the sister?
Sister in law!
Still he not married, but I will.
His political family comes in two days.
For their commitment.
And later...
A peacock came flying
It seemed silly but it taught me to dance
Turn up the speaker volume and tell everyone
We will not stop dancing until morning
When someone plays the drums We can not stop
I can not do more than dance
Dance till dawn
I can not do more than dance
Dance till dawn
A peacock came flying
It seemed silly but it taught me to dance
Today we will not listen to anyone
And we descontrolaremos menearemos body
Today we will not listen to anyone
And we descontrolaremos menearemos body
Ballad
We are going to have a very good time
Music will be high
We dance to the rhythm and pass well
When someone touches the drum We can not stop
I can not do more than dance
Dance till dawn
I can not do more than dance
Dance till dawn
I can not do more than dance
Dance till dawn
Enough of this farce!
This commitment is canceled!
- What do you say? - It is true.
Liar, cheater!
I can not let my daughter marry
with an underwear salesman.
Do you sell underwear?
I think it is wrong.
I am not mistaken. In fact, we chose the wrong family.
What is he saying?
My son works in the garment industry.
Perhaps he forgot to mention the word "interior".
There is a big difference between "clothes" and "underwear".
And that?
What if my son sells underwear?
At least does something respectable.
Work hard. My son is not a gangster or a thug.
We just know your business.
Who knows what else we'll know tomorrow?
Then get out.
Find another suitor for his daughter.
¡Váyanse!
Let's go.
Ali, I just saw that the world moves for money.
If you had a car, a bungalow and all the luxuries of the world,
nobody would have asked about your business.
Large companies sell underwear.
Has anyone married to them?
Maqsood, I'm not sad to cancel my commitment.
I'm sad because I did mourn my mother.
Although she belonged to a different community,
I was educated in my religion.
And today she cried because of me.
That's what saddens me.
Your mother is very strong.
Have you not seen how shushed those guys?
Let's forget this and get back to work.
But today I saw something.
The world moves for money.
Come underpants or hell.
Brother, get up. We need the chair.
They have canceled my commitment, have been guests and my wife,
Already you're worried about your chair! Take it!
Come on man.
- It broke my shoe, Maqsood. - Yes.
Congratulations for your wedding!
¡Do!
I'm spoiled and congratulated me.
Let's go.
What do you play?
- golf. - golf?
Yes. It's like marbles.
It is a sport rich.
But with large marbles.
And they use a stick to get the marble in the hole.
What do you do?
I guess Singhania has no children.
How do you know?
He has not gotten a single ball in the hole.
What would you like, sir?
- Can you get a little house in Bandra? - No sir.
Then why do you ask?
You should ask: "What would you like to eat?"
I wanted to say...
But I have no fault of his own house.
- Bring two cups of tea. - Well sir.
I do not understand, man.
Do we come to collect protection or butane?
- That man does not respect us. - Wait, talk to him.
Singhania, sir.
you could not get a single ball.
He thinks it's easy.
It's not that difficult.
Come here.
I mean it.
- Come on. - I'm going.
Note, this is a stick, a ball and that there is a hole. Goes.
Forget it. Do it, Maqsood.
You come.
They do not give so good? Come on.
- That hole with the flag? - Yes.
- Voucher? - Yeah, okay.
Faster, more.
- Give him another. - Yes sir.
This was easy.
Genial.
Other! Quick!
Ready?
Is nothing. Let's go.
- Let's go. - Come on, Maqsood.
What are we doing here?
- Make the putt. - What?
Put the ball in the hole.
- Give putter. - Yes sir.
- I can do this too. - Ten.
- From here? - Yes.
Sido not repay.
- sido not repay. - ¿pay?
You take three hours playing and have not given once a fluke.
Oh yeah? Give this.
- In the same hole? - Yes.
It has also entered.
This too.
Is.
- Great, Ali. - Anything else?
How did you do it?
- He spent no more. - What do you mean?
Since childhood I know all about holes.
Holes in my home, on the road in my life.
I know more about these holes holes.
Mr. Singhania, enough holes. Let's talk about money.
Bring the briefcase.
- Let's go. - Thank you.
Thank you.
- How did you do it? - I'll tell you when I know.
What is he doing here?
Is our "Old Monk" local?
Let's move on.
Hide it.
First he hid the underwear business.
And now this?
You see when it comes.
I think the old man has told everything to my mother.
Ali, why do you go to sneak into your house like a thief?
Go to hell, man!
God! Broom! Cleaning path.
Ali, what are you doing outside? Enters.
Come in.
What?
- What is this that you have told me? - What?
- Nothing. - What do you mean?
Ali, I told you everything. You play good golf.
- It's just ... - What?
I missed the bus for your game.
You know that today out of pilgrimage.
- Could not you come before? - You can go tomorrow.
- Leave it alone. - I'll go tomorrow morning.
- A day after is the same. - My tea.
What do you do?
- We must talk business. - Let him finish the tea.
You scared me, man.
I thought you were telling Mom about my business.
Son, still not what I said.
But if you no amendments, I will tell.
Come on, man.
Bribe an innocent boy of thirty-four years for a few thousand rupees!
If you needed money, you could have said.
I would have given it.
I do not want your illegal money, keep it.
Uncle, listen to me. Why do not you take it?
Listen to me. I get it. Wait.
It is common at this age.
Deepa Bar in there is a girl named Sonam.
It is usual Maqsood. You know what I mean.
- I will tell. - What?
- Sit down. - What do you do?
I hope you have sports.
- Sports? - Yes.
Why?
- If there raid, you have to run. - Gross!
What meanest thing?
Maqsood company has spoiled you.
Uncle, do not want money or girls.
Have you changed your preference?
Stop barking and listen.
I want you to stop this illegal business and play golf.
- to play what? - golf.
Why did not you marry.
You do not know what to play, when and with whom!
I spent my childhood trying to make a living.
And now that almost make it, tell me to play.
Dude, I just want to make money.
Money buys everything.
The talent.
That is not purchased.
Talent I've seen you today,
is not achieved even with all the money in the world.
But I will show your talent to the world.
I just want your support.
And my business?
And the household expenses? America Will he help me?
The course gives a lot of money, Ali.
And it's respectable. Follow my advice.
Learn golf for me and play with dedication.
It's your chance to pay the debts of your mother.
You can be the golf Sachin!
¡Sachin!
Mom.
Son, I'm going to pilgrimage. Beware.
Do not skip meals and do not hang out with Maqsood.
Take care of yourself too.
And do not touch unattended bags. Like me.
- Quick, Sulbha. Or late. - Voucher.
Beware. Goodbye.
- Where will the storm? - Mom goes pilgrimage.
That means peace and quiet in the neighborhood.
We need to collect money.
I have to go to the club to learn golf.
Golf? You played one day,
and you do not see more than the ball and the hole.
Learn the alphabet does not make you a scholar.
Forget the golf and we will work.
Uncle Kishan ...
Who? Old Monk
He says he will make me a champion. That says.
He never married and want to get yourself a girlfriend.
It's what I explained to him, but not listen.
Says that if I do case to him,
- he will tell Mom what our business. - Damned...
How you will tell Mom?
I did not shoot him before?
Anyway, let no one dies in the neighborhood ago.
No. We owe a lot.
When Dad died, he took care of me and my mother.
- You too? - Yes.
What do you mean?
- Let's play golf. - What have you said?
- Regards. - Regards.
- Regards. - Goodbye.
What's he doing here, Ali?
I asked you why you came into this world?
I have come to see the game Ali and understand yours.
Ali, outsiders can not play here.
But we are not out. We are here.
He laughs.
Ali, I told you not listen to the old monk.
- Let's go back. - Come on.
Wait, Ali.
Just for my 20 years of service and your game yesterday
They have given us permission to play.
And permission is for one person.
I just remembered a joke.
Once a guy brought his friend.
But an old humiliates him.
He says, "Get out of here".
Ali comes to training.
Let's go.
You know a lot of jokes. What say you I knockout?
- Watch this. - No, boss.
Ali, red flag. There.
You always the red flag no matter where the ball is.
- Yesterday you gave. - It's over.
Or.
If you have come because
You think I'll tell your mother about your illegal business,
You can go!
But remember.
What?
Your future depends on a good shot
and a bad decision.
Think what you want.
The bad decision?
Or the good shot?
A great shot!
But I have not thrown.
Talk about him, not you.
- Who? - Is Ali.
He lives in the next street.
Do people in your neighborhood playing golf?
No sir. Until two days ago he sold shorts.
- But now I do not know. - Do you also play the "Gulf"?
No es "golfo", se dice "golf".
Sea "golfo" o "golf",
the righteous is unknown to me.
Hello, Ali. Do you know who it is?
Vikram Rathore. Golf champion.
How are you Sir?
How is it going?
Thank you.
Today has taught me a good lesson.
Do not give out to anyone after becoming champion.
Only when you become champion.
This is not as easy as selling underwear,
you can beg the customer to buy them.
This is golf. It is a game rich.
A poor like you have to sell a kidney to buy a club.
You know what a club?
A brat!
We are poor.
We tear the heart if necessary, a kidney is not that great.
If you need it someday, let me know.
Another thing. It gives the same play it,
the poor earn or learn, never lose. Goodbye.
What is this talk about rich and poor?
Nobody talks about this already.
- Ali, what do you do? - What?
It is a golf champion.
You look back and he is ahead of you.
Yes.
Now he is back.
Now we are equal.
Let's go.
Goodbye.
Translation and synchronization: FaLhIy76
Uncle, I've learned to play golf. What are you worried now?
Ali has learned to play golf, but to be an official golfer,
you must participate in the qualifying tournament.
And that ...
We need money.
- How much? - Half a million.
Half a million? You know how many zeros are that?
With that amount, we can marry several girls in the neighborhood
and educate all children. Half a million!
Ali, tournament fee,
golf equipment, clothing, travel expenses.
We need money for that.
You can not, not play the tournament.
He leads me to a brothel, and then says no girls.
Why did not you say so?
All of my work away!
I left my business to play your fault.
It's over.
I thought if what you said was true,
I could give my mother a better life.
But it's not your fault.
I'm a bastard.
No. He's bad luck.
Old Monk, we need half a million, right?
I got this.
Let's go.
Hello sir.
- Hello. - Hello. Welcome.
- Kishan Lal. - Welcome.
- And you? - I'm Priya, a pleasure, sir.
Welcome Sir.
- See you later. - Welcome Sir.
- Thank you. - Hello sir.
How was the hotel?
The flight. Is not it great?
I think you've spent the money well, old.
¿Viejo?
How old uncle?
You're a fucking pervert.
Now you should think about the afterlife,
- you think about girls. - Watch out!
Why we took a flight? We could have come by train.
And we could stay at a motel.
- But then he could not tie. - Flirt?
What are you talking about?
Do not trust me?
I do, but he did not.
And I begin to distrust.
Ali, first we must consider that half a million rupees.
What he spent the money?
It does not matter if you spent something on it.
Let him enjoy a little before croak.
You're right.
- What? ¿Croak? - That is...
What do you say?
Damn rascal!
That's why I did not bring it here.
You want to do accounts?
Voucher. Equipment, clothing, flight, travel, food.
Tournament fee. All this adds half a million.
Look how angry.
- Just joking. - Go to hell!
Let's go.
Let's go. You old monk!
- Do not talk to me. - Let's go.
- Get lost. - Let's go.
- Hello. - Hello.
She is included in the package?
Do not be so uncouth.
I am your hostess Aditi.
I am Maqsood, he is Kishan Lal, our coach.
- And he is Ali, our golfero. - Golfero?
- Golfer. - Okay, great.
- Neha. - Yes ma'am.
Neha will take them to their rooms.
Do not you coming with us?
Because I?
What about that half a million ...?
What did you spend it, then?
Please complete the formalities at the reception.
Mr. Kishan Lal, ¿with me, please?
- Thank you. - Shut up. You'll kill us.
Ali, here. Let's go.
- Your name, sir. - Ali.
Age?
A year older than you.
So it is 24.
It does not seem to have 23.
33 seem, so put 34.
Sex?
I want, but my mom says no before I got married.
I stupid, man or woman?
Woman?
Is a man!
What do I tell them?
Boss, look what I have for you.
- What is it? - It's a check.
I know it's a check, but why did you bring?
The guy says he has tax problems paying cash.
So I brought ten checks 35 000 each.
Tonto, have you gone to collect protection fees or INEM?
First you brought the old east.
Now this check.
Do you ever get cash?
Danger head.
Idiot, why you put Chief Risk?
Boss, not called Madhuri Dixit, right?
Scoundrel, do not you know I'm chief danger to them?
My real name is Sohail Khan.
Yes, Salman's brother, of course.
Silence.
What kind of people do I have?
How do we charge this now?
Very simple.
First take a form. Enter your name, address and account number.
And then entered the bank.
With a 12% commission.
0.5% for Clean India project.
And 10.5% VAT.
Damn dwarf...
VAT not, crazy old man, you're a headache for me.
Where did you get this old?
Remember walnuts, almonds, Madhuri Dixit, Sohail Khan.
But you do not remember your money or property.
Hey, man, can you tell us why there are so many taxes?
- Hey! - Forget this.
That's the problem in India.
too much money in taxes is spent and sex.
- More sex. - What?
Nothing, boss.
What do you care?
When you're with a girl you just wake up halfway.
Shut!
And if we call Maqsood?
I'll try to call you, boss.
Maqsood no contesta.
Hi. Sorry. I came to tell you
we have organized a meeting in the conference room.
For players and staff.
It would be fantastic to come.
- Can I go too? - Clear.
Why not?
I see you later. Goodbye.
What you looking at, brother?
Nothing.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, the Pro-rated Indian Golf 2016.
More than 100 players from every corner of India
They have come to be classified.
But only the top 60 players can qualify today
and join the Pro Tour Indian.
Good luck to all players. Enjoy the game.
Thank my Lord.
If I need something, I can call you?
- Hey, pervert. - What happened?
This site is full of rich.
Do not show yourself how you are.
- Okay, let's cut to the chase. - Do not bother me.
Would I come you with that?
You go have fun and let me concentrate.
- Do not bother me. - Ali.
Hi.
Good luck, Ali.
Surely you clasificarás in the Top 60 today.
You trust me completely, and these doubts me.
Good luck, Ali. Beware.
- What? - What?
If she talks, you feel cool, if I speak, we crashed.
There is a difference between you and her.
One can fall in love with Katrina Kaif, no Mohammad Kaif.
And a Kaif as ugly as that!
UNITECH GOLF EVENT CLASSIFICATION AND COUNTRY CLUB
Let's move on.
FOUR HOLE
Ali, this is the last hole.
You must get the ball into the hole in four strokes.
Otherwise, you will not clasificarás.
Good luck.
I made four sixes in four balls playing cricket.
But I can not guarantee this.
Ali, you have two more opportunities.
Do not worry. Be strong.
Ali is a hill.
If you give uphill, the ball enter.
Take this.
Watch out.
You should have given this before.
Well done. I think Ali will qualify.
With the grace of Allah, even a fool can.
Yes!
- What's up, man? - Get lost.
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
for joining the awards ceremony.
Hello Beautiful.
What's wrong? Are you sick?
- No. Muslim. - OMG! Anyway!
You do not know Muslims?
It will be given meat.
I would like Vikram Singh Rathore call
to present awards. An applause please.
It is the main guest.
Vikram thanks for coming.
Thank you.
We started for first place.
Our champion today, with first place
Mr. Siddharth Ahuja is.
Well done.
In second place, the Lord Raj Singh!
Ranked five of today is for Mr Gaurav Banerjee.
Well done, Gaurav.
In 25th place, Mr. Joginder.
And on the 59th, we have Mr. Rahul Singhania.
And on the 60th, Mr. Ali.
Ali and.
How is your mother now?
It's better.
It is with me now.
Or.
That is the queen mother of Prince!
Long live the Queen!
- Can you relax, buddy? - Voucher.
Quiet.
But what happened to the queen?
He has lost his memory by a blow to the head.
If you ever find those two,
the'd kick and would walk on a donkey.
Les remove clothing and flog.
I'll gouging out eyes.
I cut them and behead members.
Why take your eyes, limbs and organs if beheads?
What's your problem, pal?
Calm down, okay.
- Quiet. - Yes, quiet.
- Grab your certificate. - Yes.
And that check you've given?
Are you real?
- Let's move on. Ali. - Get lost!
- Thank you. - Thank you?
Who?
Who gets to play golf today?
Goodbye, ma'am. Take care. Thank you.
Let's ask him.
Sorry.
- Can we get that? - Of course.
- Enjoy the party. - Then I'll come.
Thank you.
- Let's go. - You go.
Old is here.
And if you remember?
It surprises me
someone like you has become a professional golfer.
I am surprised
you're a champion, but not a good athlete.
What? What nonsense you say?
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who is speaking to?
I am the champion!
Do not you think you should be playing cricket?
¿Cricket?
You're always left over.
Not well.
Where did you get that arrogance?
Did you learn or were you born with it?
- Can you shut up? - Down pants.
¿Down pants?
I've wanted since childhood to
if someone sent me silence say "pants down".
And I have my wish. Enjoy the party.
- What you enjoy the party? - Yes.
Let's enjoy the party.
Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for Ali.
A few days ago, he is selling underwear.
And it is now qualified for the national tournament!
Whoops!
An applause!
If these poor lay their hands on a feast someday,
They believe they are the king.
Vikram, what does the talent of being rich or poor?
You're absolutely right, Megha.
He qualified because he was lucky.
Fate favors who works hard.
You you favor him more than the destination.
Hereinafter,
although bother you, I do not want anything old.
Not even you.
I'll hire the best managers in the world.
You are fired.
And you...
I never imagined that one day would compete.
But now I want that we face as soon as possible.
And I will defeat such as fulminant,
then not even be playing marbles.
No matter.
Even if I lose, I can do something else.
What will you do if you lose?
You can not not sell underwear.
I will not sell even one, but I know how to break it.
And I'll break both
you can not save your shame
- nor your honor. - Do not!
It is understood?
I can destroy the pride of a mountain, you are!
And as for winning and losing ...
This is the beginning of your defeat and my victory.
Can you count?
- Countdown? - What?
Start learning.
INTERVAL
I'll cut your kite today.
- Loose. - That I do, dear.
Aunt, look.
Ali in the paper.
- With a reward of 200,000 rupees. - What? ¿200,000?
They not even offered as a reward for the head of Gabbar Singh.
God.
No aunt. Read it well.
Ali says that in a tournament won.
In a match.
Is there card tournaments?
No card, of course.
With a ball.
Ball!
You see? Won.
Look. 200000.
Yes. Go.
I always said that my son would win someday.
- My son. - Ali!
My son is here.
Vikram would a party for each victory.
For ricos, Megha.
But look at these people dancing for your achievement, Ali.
As if all you win.
They dance everywhere.
They dance even if someone loses.
All support you when you win.
Megha, a fellow really is somebody who supports you when you lose.
¡Sulb!
Did not I provided my son Ali would do something big?
My son!
Stop saying "my son". He's my son.
Neither I say "my son" so many times.
Silence.
Mom.
You're very bad.
Look Mom. I won it for you.
This is Megha.
- Also you won? - Arguably.
- It's very cute. - Hello.
Megha, it is the local Romeo in our neighborhood.
Romeo undead.
Yes.
- Hello. - Stop.
- Ali, congratulations. - Thank you.
Congratulations, Ali.
- Congratulations, Ali. - Congratulations.
Congratulations. You played very well.
Congratulations.
Look, your son has finally won.
I asked you to open a door, but opened many.
When I opened the first door he rewarded me.
The second was no answer.
Then fame. Then fortune and ...
Now a girl.
Still working my gates, Lord.
And bless me with your grace. It is done.
- Do not push. - Give me space.
Chief, sell this junk and buy a new car,
if not, one day I burn.
Stupid, you are also useless. You should also burn?
Rogue, cheater, traitor!
Fraud.
Rascal, would I insult you?
No, boss, do not insult.
Look.
Beautiful.
Chief greetings Fakru.
Mercedes 250C.
136 hp power.
Four cylinders. 2299 cc.
5100 rpm.
By 205 nm.
Made in Germany ...
Cursed Einstein, also know that.
But you do not know where your money.
Leave it, boss. Look at Fakru.
- Did not I tell you it's a cheater? - I?
- Splurge your money. - You're right.
And you in this carraca ...
Scoundrel, stop cause.
Chief, I have this car for you.
Dhanpat refused to give money.
So I brought your car.
It's a Mercedes, boss. Worth a million.
Splendid, today you have made me happy.
Let's go.
- Do not come up. - Clear.
- Munna, burning the jeep. - Yes, I burn it!
- From now on we will be in Mercedes. - Yes.
- Let's Haji Ali. - Boss.
- There is a small problem. - What?
This car stops at times, like you.
Scoundrel, what is the problem?
Nothing serious.
The deposit lost and repair costs 175 000 rupees.
The suspension does not work.
Only 117,000 rupees.
And the engine is broken.
That will cost 350 000.
The carburetor is clogged. The fan does not work.
The brakes do not work.
And I found the steering a little ...
What is the total cost?
Not much, boss.
In total, about 1.2 million.
Idiot, that car is worth a million and repair costs 1.2 million.
- Yeah. - First you brought that old.
Then checks.
And now this rusty scrap metal.
You had to bring 300,000 rupees that man.
You could not bring money?
- Munna, do not burn the car. - Do not burn yourself!
Boss, the jeep is already burning.
- dwarf Damn, get lost. - Chief, listen to me.
That guy was going to give me 300,000 rupees.
But I brought this car is worth a million.
It is a benefit of 700,000.
Benefit? I'll give you 700,000 kicks.
Maqsood.
Who did you boss?
He fled.
Maqsood.
What happens there?
There are a bunch of idiots.
- Where were you? - In Bangalore.
¿Bangalore?
I understand that you had gone to Bangkok.
It is a place of interest. Why did you go to Bangalore?
Ali is pointing at golf.
He won the golf tournament.
You think you can fool me.
Is the neighborhood kid play marbles or golf?
I knew you'd say that. Here, read this.
"For a virile strength, Meet Dr. Ashok.
Near the bus stop, Kandivali West. "
Not that.
- This. - You could not say it before?
I started planning to go to Kandivali.
"Local boy wins Ali Golf Tournament.
It ranks in the Top 60. "
It is the picture of Ali.
It's all written here, but I do not think so.
Do not you believe it? Play in Mumbai next week.
- See for yourself. - I go and see him myself.
But the Big Boss will not be happy. We are tightening.
- The big boss? - Yes.
Our business has fallen a lot extortion.
What do I tell them?
Now our people are playing.
It will kill me.
Excuse me, sir. Can I become a selfie with you?
- Yeah sure. - Go.
Thank my Lord.
When people selfies ago, you're a star.
But in the old days, Dilip Kumar, Ashok Kumar, Rajesh Khanna,
How stars were made without selfies?
Ali, a selfie with me too. Please.
- Why do you call this unfortunate? - What miserable?
He meant famous.
I'll be right back.
Who?
Chief Risk is a dangerous gangster.
- Chief, how are you? - It is too high.
What do you care?
The boss is very close to God.
When we die, we will go to heaven.
But the boss will not rise much.
- Right, boss? - Shut.
- You will start the game. - they Have released the coin?
Sir, this is not a game of cricket.
This is golf.
No coin is tossed.
You see? So he does all of golf.
Damn old, why do not you tell us
Why is the earth round?
Or why February has only 28 days?
And in old movies, why the ghost leaves
only when the heroines bathe?
And tell me, why children are born nine months?
- By sex! - Is going to kill me.
The match is about to begin.
Come on. Dwarf.
What does?
Called the Big Boss.
Say, boss.
Say it!
Say! I think there is no coverage.
Well, get up, you're like a tower.
Say it?
Yes Boss?
Okay, boss.
MUMBAI OPEN RONDA FINAL
OPEN FINAL ROUND OF DELHI
OPEN FINAL ROUND CHANDIGARH
OPEN FINAL ROUND AHMEDABAD
HYDERABAD OPEN FINAL ROUND
KOLKATA OPEN FINAL ROUND
OPEN FINAL ROUND OF CHENNAI
PUNE OPEN FINAL ROUND
Superb!
Yes Boss.
I've lost again.
The Queen is not my destiny.
Boss, your 2500 rupees.
Subo 2500 rupees.
- What is this? - Losing.
What kind of joke is this?
Who pays for losing?
What if someone does?
Why would anyone want to win?
Clear.
Ali has won every tournament.
- It has become a champion. - Y?
Everyone thinks it will also win the next championship.
What will they think? Ali will win.
It's what I'm trying to say.
All bet on the victory of Ali.
But we bet to lose.
Bet?
If we win this bet, Maqsood,
you earn millions.
Millions!
DAY 1
Vikram, I think the tournament this year will be tough.
Clear.
But for the rest, not for me.
None of the players can challenge Vikram.
And Ali, who has played very well on an ongoing basis?
Nobody, and I mean nobody can beat me if I am not myself!
As every year, the tournament will win me.
Not just anybody.
Hello, Ali.
Any one?
Ali, Vikram says this year will also win.
He has not said anything wrong.
Someone who has won five years in a row,
How you can lose this year? He is a born winner.
In fact, you should be called Vikram 'Victor' Rathore. He is a champion.
All players have come
to lose against him.
In fact, they should cancel these tournaments.
And send the trophies of the next two years at home.
How can you say you lost?
Imagine that lost.
What's the worst that can happen?
He would be humiliated. Lose their dignity.
But would still handsome.
Her face is pretty, it could be a model.
I do not know if I could make movies, because it is more difficult.
Or maybe you can make music videos.
Class B music videos
At least it would not be humiliated.
Even if you suffer some humiliation,
He lives in a palace.
Imagine that you kicked out of his palace.
And it stays on the street.
You will find any one like me there
and if you ask
"What are you doing here?", What are you going to tell?
So the conclusion is
you have a lot to lose and I have nothing.
Long live the prince.
- Never mind, dear. - Shut!
Down pants!
It is real? What are you doing here? Get lost!
GROUP A
Hole 3
HOLE PAR
GROUP A - HOLE 18
GROUP B - HOLE 18
I heard a story of a child.
About a king whose life was trapped in the body of a parrot.
Ali is king and Kishan Lal is the parrot.
Cages Kishan Lal, and the king's yours.
Maqsood, why did you bring me here?
Look, Kishan Lal, inside you will find some girls.
Geez, what are you talking about?
I'm not that kind of man.
You're 60 years old and still single.
Every man has needs.
You want to be a caddy all your life?
- Do not you want to be a daddy? - Do not.
- I'm a decent guy. - A boy?
You were a kid when Aamir Khan wearing jeans high shot.
You know what the midwife said when you were born?
"Dear, is a great guy."
I'm panicking.
- You follow me play. - Voucher.
Look for more men.
We go to a musical meeting, okay? Enters. Let's go!
Go ahead, boy.
- Do you believe? - Come on.
Let's go.
And.
DAY 2
The game is about to start Kishan Lal has not arrived.
- And do not answer the phone. - There will have an accident.
What do you say? It's my caddy.
How do I'll play the tournament without him?
Do not worry. I'm here.
I'll be your caddy.
This is golf, not a putiferio, where a girl replaces another.
"Yo seré tu caddy".
This is a great tournament and Kishan Lal should be here.
What was that old?
Carry your stuff.
Not just his stuff.
I knew what club to use what and when to throw.
I also chose some things. I will replace you.
I think we should wait.
We delay it if you hope.
As the saying goes:
"Something much better ..."
"Something something..."
- "Less gives a stone." - That.
HOLE PAR 1
Good shot.
- Wait. - Take this.
This stick is not good for this shot.
- This stick ... - Is this.
- Why have you given me this? - It's good.
You should have known that.
That was good too. This is good.
Let's go.
You're confusing me.
- Is not that ... - is this.
- Is this not confuse me. - right, forward.
You've unfocused.
See where the ball goes.
I told you this stick ...
Play Well.
Shut.
- Play well, Ali. - Shut!
What will happen today. Look how he plays.
Maqsood.
The game is very wrong. Let's play it safe.
Give me the iron.
Ali, no mistake.
Focus on your game.
- Insurance? - Clear.
Give me the driver.
Ten.
I can not concentrate.
Why do you smile? Let's go.
Maqsood, I know what you're doing.
I do my job, and you should make yours. It is understood?
I told Ali to stay away from Maqsood.
But now he told you to stay away from my son.
Why did you do it, Maqsood?
Because I want to make money, not being a champion like you.
What do you get winning? A trophy and some money?
Your picture in the paper? And me?
How can you forget that play because of me?
Kishan Lal and you would have lost hope.
I went to Chief Risk for help.
Mom, I was with your son
when she was sad and crying, not her!
I was with him when selling underwear in the sun, not her!
I defended him when the boys teased him!
Mom, not all poor people have the opportunity to become rich.
Today we have the opportunity to earn money!
- to lead a good life. - What a good life?
Do you know the difference between a good life and an honest life?
Come with me. Come!
Look!
¡Do!
I made a tournament in your name.
You have to come. Next Sunday.
You'll be ... how do you say?
- Chief Guest. - Chief Guest.
You must come, brother.
Did you hear that?
Money does not buy everything, Maqsood.
You can buy comfort and luxury with money.
But love and respect.
Ali achieved something that no one could imagine.
He has given them hope.
¡Do!
You can not imagine what it did to me!
But where were you, man?
Where it should not be.
- In jail! - In jail?
This man will do anything for their benefit. Whatever is!
It has tarnished my reputation, Ali.
Now I can not look anyone in the face.
It's a selfish, Ali!
A selfish!
I knew that one day do something big,
but I never thought I'd fall so low.
Come on, mom.
DAY 3
GROUP A
B GROUP
ALI - Hole 12
RATHORE - HOYO 12
Yes!
Ali, listen to me.
It is the third day.
The first gave in the bushes.
The second, in the water.
Today it safe.
Dale left the tree on the street. It is understood?
Well played, Ali.
¿Praise Me? Go.
Has anyone ever written to you the text or happened to you alone?
Ali, I am a sportsman.
And I know that an athlete should respect another.
Y?
- We had a drink tonight? - A glass?
- Tomorrow is the end. - Yes.
And if drug in the drink?
Why should he?
I am talking about myself.
See you later.
Maqsood,
Grand Chief has bet a lot of money for the loss of Ali.
Let them understand tonight.
Otherwise, my men will explain it very well.
I will understand it.
A person who offers alcohol is good people.
But someone who gets you drunk ...
You lose.
Whoever wins the championship,
it does not matter.
Our friendship will remain intact.
From now on, we're friends.
Health.
Vikram.
You're my friend.
I'm serious.
Remember how I said that
whoever wins the championship
it does not matter? Did not I tell you?
- Yeah. - Well, I'll win the championship.
Look, brother. I was the champion in the last five years.
I want to be six times in a row and beat my own record.
But your destiny is in your hands
and mine in mine.
You're right, my friend.
Tomorrow we will know who favors your destination
and whose hand ...
Bring the car!
Try moving your finger.
Okay, relax.
Aunt, has very injured hand.
- You can not play tomorrow. - No, tomorrow will play.
It's hard.
Of course he plays.
For my son it has not been easy to get here.
If you do not play tomorrow,
You will miss you, God, not Ali.
He will play.
Some seek God in mosques
Others seek God in temples
Whose name invokes the world
Mora here in my heart
Oh bless me with Your grace you benevolent
¡Oh benevolent tú! ¡Oh benevolent tú!
I invoke you with open arms
Oh bless me with Your grace you benevolent
You are the peace that dwells in our hearts
You're the one who blesses us with grace
I come seeking your refuge
I hope your grace
Before you bless us before we ask
Solve all our problems
You're the benefactor of this world
I am poor and you have it all
It's you
Oh bless me with Your grace you benevolent
You are law, fair
You are the beating heart
Be quiet or restless heart
You're all pain relief
My aching heart calls you
You are my friend, my companion
Sir
You are the vast blue sky I walk below
Oh bless me with Your grace you benevolent
DAY 4 - FINAL DAY
Last call for Ali.
If you do not leave the field in 10 minutes,
You will be disqualified from the tournament.
Begins the countdown of my victory.
Congratulations on your victory!
You can break someone's hand, but do not give me mine.
What do you mean?
I wanted to do what you do.
You want to win this tournament and I want Ali lost.
Maqsood did not help.
But your motive suited us well.
Just a moment.
No matter you want bad people, your fate is in God's hands alone.
Your desires can not be greater than the will of God.
And you,
You can break Ali's hand, but not his courage.
Maqsood, today you are the caddy.
You've learned enough.
Sto this. Ahead.
HOLE 1
Here, take this.
What's happening here?
Ten. Good luck, Ali!
To play.
VIKRAM RATHORE 4 - ALI 4 IGUALES
Great Leader is making a grand entrance!
- Big Boss has style. - True.
No, you have piles.
What do you say?
You can not sit.
- Who? - I do not know.
What is he doing here?
Boss!
- Chief, are you okay? - Yes.
- Has anyone seen him? - No, boss.
What happens?
Am I you're dusting or shaking?
- Dusting, boss. - It's okay?
I riots parts, otherwise fine.
I'm surprised to see you here. We did not tell.
Earthquake, tsunami and the Big Boss come without warning.
- What do you do? - It was not a joke, midget.
It is the end, and I wanted to see her in person.
You have done well, boss.
The Big Boss is always right.
But I hope that Ali did not go well today.
Make room in the Dubai store to save money.
I doubt you can play, winning is out of the question.
- Fakru, tell them. - Yes Boss.
- Ali is finished. - What?
Exact.
What happened?
It applauded because it was a bad shot.
Why do you confuse whether it was a bad shot?
Not you, boss. For him.
Phone.
- What? - No, do you think you would do that?
Site.
Hazlo.
What happens?
- Look there, boss. - Where?
Stop it, boss.
Yes!
- But what ... - Do not be scared, boss.
They start playing when playing Ali.
But he takes this shot stuck in the past three days.
Surely you lose.
That's why I've upped the ante to two million dirhams.
- You know how much is that? - Yes Boss.
Two million multiplied by 19.75 means 30.95 crore.
A 62 rupees a dollar.
It means that two million dirhams is $ 607,096.
In the euro ...
Who is this old calculator?
Boss, he is ...
Chief, consider another Ali.
We have opted for it.
Danger, you know I do not like losses in business.
Neither do we.
- What did you say, midget? - Nothing, boss.
Ali loss is our victory.
It is understood?
Is this the ali lose that tell you?
Aunt, he is the big boss. Show respect.
Big boss? It does not behave as one.
- Aunt! - Listen to me.
- Aunt! - My son will not lose.
- Aunt! - Win!
Aunt!
- Seas Grand Chief or small wonder! - Aunt!
- You may have cars. - Aunt!
- ¡Bungalow! - ¡Tía!
- A great bank balance! - Aunt.
- But he's ... - Aunt!
- A mother! - Hail, aunt!
Ali, you should play it safe and Vikram.
What do you do?
What are you gonna do, Ali?
I will pray and throw a six.
- Come now. - Run!
Because all...?
- Albatros. - What?
- It is gone. - Who?
Your.
¡Do!
Ali, you are a marvel.
Ali Monster.
CAPTION: YASSINE FALHI
Congratulations!
I just realized that the prayer of a mother and the love of a friend
They can despaired even God.
we are just slaves.
Aunt,
excuse me.
Ali, the determination with which your mother said you'd win,
Even I knew you'd win.
So I bet all my money to your victory.
Starting today, we will close all illegal businesses.
The rest is all first class.
I remember everything.
I remember everything now.
My money, my property, I remember where they are.
Over hustler What a man!
As we close the business.
Yes son. I remember everything.
- Uncle? - Yes.
What is worth all your property?
- Much. - Seriously?
300... 500... 600...
300 000 or 400 000.
Scoundrel, I spent more on their almonds and walnuts.
- Chief, the golden goose. - What?
Let's go from here.
Fakru, rogue. ¡Espera!
- You're very good. - What?
- Very good! - You deserve a cake, really.
I mean beautiful.
It was with good intention.
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